I'm a virgo (Insert joke of your choice here.), a chocoholic, and a reblogaholic.
I can't spell for my life, and I'm pretty sure if spellcheck didn't exist no one would be able to understand anything I typed.
My hobbies include tumbling, facebooking, reading, eating, dancing, and singing in the shower.
My brother is the thorn to my rose.
My boyfriend is the cheese to my mac.
And I'm bringing fluffy back.
It was fucking cold yesterday
and in the brief period of sunlight, I fell asleep on the portch. And burnt the fuck out of my face.
So, now I have lobster face coupled with a glow in the dark body. Yaaay…
1 month agoI wish I could coreograph…
I really want to dance to this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vShCqrZiK_0&list=LL1ndz4h2o38sg9DP579hUoA&feature=mh_lolz
It would be sick, and would make me vair happy. *nodnod*
1 month ago
This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg
I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them
lol wat
(Source: smellycattt, via merlinssuprisingbeard)
1 month agoIt was 90 degrees yesterday.
It felt like Summer =]
My dad didn’t turn on the air conditioning =[
You could have stuck me in the tub with some carrots and celery and called me a pot roast. =/
1 month ago"Find that guy who will ruin your lipstick and not your mascara."
— Some chick on Facebook.
1 month agoI love Ellen
so I joined Wetopia on Facebook. But it is frustrating me…
“We’re sorry, but you must buy more joylands to buy this house to complete this quest… Oh and you have to pay for more lands. With money you don’t have. =D”
Ellen, can’t you just send me some metal so I can complete my storage center?
Pweaaaase?
1 month agoI HAS JOB INTERVIEW
Pleasedon’tletmydadbelate. Pleasedon’tletmydadbelate. Pleasedon’tletmydadbelate.
1 month ago